Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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