I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've blown a few things in my day
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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