I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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