Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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