she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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