omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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