And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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