he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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