Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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