she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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