guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've created a new STD.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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