Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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