Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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