at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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