im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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