I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My dick has a subreddit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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