She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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