I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk