The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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