can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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