Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She needs sedatives and a leash
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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