apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
