My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
