Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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