I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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