i need an iv and a liver transplant
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This is my gift to your gina
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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