yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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