I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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