We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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