Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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