Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
God, I missed his penis.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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