Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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