Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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