Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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