I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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