I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I touched a dick in church today
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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