Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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