she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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