he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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