small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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