I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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