I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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