I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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