i will never coherently bang her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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