I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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