Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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