I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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