I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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