that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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