where does the pee come out of this thing
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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