Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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