No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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