Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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