Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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