i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.