I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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