and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS