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(604): View more from British Columbia

All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?

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(904): View more from Florida

all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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(314): View more from Missouri

you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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(415): View more from California

Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?

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(757): View more from Virginia

You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation

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