Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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