And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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