that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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