Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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