I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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