Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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