if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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